Conversations With Old People

Old Person: Where is your iPad?
Me: You mean my laptop? I don't have an iPad.
Old Person: Noooo I know what a laptop is! Where is that thing with the screen that sits on your desk? The iPad!
Me: You mean my desktop computer?
Old Person: Yeah that one with the keyboard connected to the screen.
Me: I don't have a desktop computer.
Old Person: Then how did you get one on your desk?