December 2010
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Conversations With Old People
Old Person: Where is your iPad?
Me: You mean my laptop? I don't have an iPad.
Old Person: Noooo I know what a laptop is! Where is that thing with the screen that sits on your desk? The iPad!
Me: You mean my desktop computer?
Old Person: Yeah that one with the keyboard connected to the screen.
Me: I don't have a desktop computer.
Old Person: Then how did you get one on your desk?
#wtfbrain
Studies show that with a bigger plate, we put more on the plate, and then we eat more.
Studies show that with a larger glass, we put more in the glass, and then we drink more.
Which is logical - you have the space, you have the resources, so you fill it (and then consume it).
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